Happy Friday

Who's ready for a good fucking?

I "heart" Whizzer!

Does anyone out there NOT know who the wonderful Whizzer is?

Well, actually, he's not so wonderful. In fact he's kind of a sissy loser who is always getting his ass raped and beaten for his constant errors in service to the Dominant women who rule his life.

He seems to spend a lot of time tied up, tortured, teased, and made to suffer endless days of denial and suffering.

But the women who rule him, now they rock.  All of them evil, all of them sadists, and all of them taking pleasure in torturing poor Whizzer for the sake of his own betterment.

This is all done in a series of Femdom art cartoons that tell the story if his life from his time at the University of Femdomia up through winning, marrying and then serving Constance.

Every panel has Whizzer dressed in his sissy best, his bottom bare and red and his hugely swollen boy bits oozing and he begs for release.

And every one of them makes me smile. There's nothing like finding a bit of Whizzer's misfortunes in my inbox in the morning to make may day.

What I love is that they aren't just cruelly sadistic, they're also funny.  You can't help laugh at poor little Whizzer's impossible predicament, even though you know just how much he's suffering.

But they do make me feel very wicked. Every time I indulge in the Misadventures of Whizzer Black I immediately become overwhelmed by the urge to make some poor boy suffer.

After all, why should poor Whizzer be alone in his misery?

Want to be in his position? Call Me! You'll never be so happy to be so sorry!

~Mistress Skyye

If I wanted...

I saw the funniest T-shirt on the Irreverent Shirts site today.

It said “if I wanted a little dick I'd let my boyfriend out of chastity.”

And I just laughed because that is soooo true!

I mean really, my dildo is 7 and a half inches. What do you really expect me to do with something even smaller than that?

But don't feel, too bad (well ok, do!) because I do have some use for you. You may never get to touch me. In fact, you aren't even really worthy of looking at me, but you can amuse me.

Now stick out that itty bitty carrot stick and call me. I need a good laugh.

Xox,

Skyye

She told me all about you...

No, really, she did. *laugh*

We girls have our own little chat forum behind the scenes over at Niteflirt and we do talk.

About  EVERYTHING.

Now you really aren’t that surprised, are you?

I mean we can’t be talking on the phone or posing in front of the camera all the time.

Sometimes a girl needs a rest, and when we have a hot, fun session of phone sex we just can’t help wanting to share the details.

But that’s not all we talk about...

When you make us laugh, when you’re just so teeny weenie we can’t believe it, when we get you to do the most humiliating and degrading things you’ve ever done, or when we rape your wallet of every last dime we owe it to our fellow flirts to let them in on the fun.

So yeah, the girl you called last night was on the phone this morning telling me all about what she did to you, and worse how much you LIKED it.

You really are one sick, twisted little puppy, aren’t you?

Good. Call Me!

I can’t wait to manipulate you and make you live out your perverted little fetish fantasies.

Better charge up your credit card….