I saw the funniest T-shirt on the
Irreverent Shirts site today.
It said “if I wanted a little dick I'd let my boyfriend out of chastity.”
And I just laughed because that is soooo true!
I mean really, my dildo is 7 and a half inches. What do you really expect me to do with something even smaller than that?
But don't feel, too bad (well ok, do!) because I do have some use for you. You may never get to touch me. In fact, you aren't even really worthy of looking at me, but you can amuse me.
Now stick out that itty bitty carrot stick and call me. I need a good laugh.
Xox,
Skyye
