It’s come to my attention
that you little pay piggies out there
are not giving me the attention and
devotion a true Goddess
like me deserves.
This is not
an acceptable situation.
I work hard to be
hot, gorgeous and mean.
I expect to be
compensated for it.
I expect my pictures to be bought and drooled over.
I expect gifts from my wishlist delivered every day from you pathetic petitioners who dream of gaining a tiny bit of my attention for your sorry little selves.
I know you’re out there. I know you need to be used, humiliated, and denied.
Life is so much better under the rule of a Goddess.
Now be a good little piggie and offer up your wallet.
Your Goddess is waiting.