Here piggie, piggie, piggie

 It’s come to my attention
that you little pay piggies out there
are not giving me the attention and
devotion a true Goddess
like me deserves.

 

This is not 

an acceptable situation. 

I work hard to be 

hot, gorgeous and mean. 

I expect to be 

compensated for it.

I expect my pictures to be bought and drooled over.

I expect calls telling me what an
amazingly sexy woman I am.

I expect tributes left if you’re too stunned to be able to speak. (And of course you are.)

I expect gifts from my wishlist delivered every day from you pathetic petitioners who dream of gaining a tiny bit of my attention for your sorry little selves.

I know you’re out there. I know you need to be used, humiliated, and denied.

So what’s stopping you? 

Life is so much better under the rule of a Goddess. 

Now be a good little piggie and offer up your wallet.

Your Goddess is waiting.